REALITY BYTES

Megan Hauserman is “that girl”, that you just can’t trust to be real with you. God only knows, Megan has her mind on gold and a heart that yearns for it. Vh1 gave the Ok for Megan Hauserman to have a project wrapped around that killer body of hers. No date is set as yet. No real title for her show has been settled on yet. In fact, no real contestants for Megan’s show have been found yet. But, they better be rich!

Out of all those women that are a part of the Vh1 stable of stars, no one can hold a candle to Megan. She has brains, but only uses them to pretend to be dumb. She also has a body that most guys would die for and she can flirt on cue. Megan has but one flaw, and it’s a big one. Megan Hauserman is an evil person. The glass is either half empty, or half full for most of us. No one is ever completely good, or bad. Yet, Megan’s glass in brimming over with darkness. She may not be completely bad, because Megan does have soft spots for her retarded dog and Brandy C.

Presently, Vh1 and Megan Hauserman are taking applications for contestants for her new reality show. Megan wants to be someone’s “trophy wife”. At least Ms. Hauserman is honest about it. Applicants for Megan’s show can get all of the details and apply through Vh1’s website.

Before you guys jump online and Google Vh1, you better be worth more than a million bucks. Megan will not even throw a drink in your face for anything less.

Knowing Megan, she won’t care what you look like, smell like, what you like to do, or even what your age or politics might be. She only wants to know that you can afford to give her money when she wants it.

Forget everything that you have heard Megan say on the past reality shows she has been in. Her actions have always spoken for her and they speak volumes. Unless you are Brandy C., no one can trust Megan Hauserman. This woman will say whatever she needs to say, in order to get what she wants.

Megan’s new show should be a lot of fun. A bunch of guys that have lots of money that they want to throw at her. Megan should be in reality heaven with this arrangement. You can count on Megan wimping every single one of these contestants out, because Megan really doesn’t like guys. She only likes what they can do for her.

If you are a single male that is worth more than a million bucks, likes to be humiliated, can live with a dog that Megan cares for more than you, enjoys being called pet nicknames like: Worm, Wimpy, Vomit, Little Dickie, etc.; then make tracks to the Vh1 website and put in your application! Maybe you will get lucky and be on the Megan Hauserman show.

Keep your eyes out for “Rock of Love Charm School - Reunion”. This will be airing on Vh1 in a few days. Megan pissed off Sharon Osbourne so bad, that she attacked her, pulling her hair and scratching her. Megan does have a mouth on her.

So, get ready for another mindless series from Vh1, starring Megan Hauserman to premiere sometimes this next year. Needless to say, we will all be taking a big Vh1 bite out of this one!